The Dead

The Next Assignment

D: So they finally rescued their crazy cat from those pitiful Yakuza.

Ripley: Yes Sir, they did a pretty good job at finding more or less where she was being held but a couple of them almost died in a fight with the Yaks.

D: Good, They will need her help in this next mission I have for them. Ripley contact Vanessa and have her get ready to meet them if they request it, and send someone with the details of the mission and the facilities we were able to gather.

Ripley: Yes Sir.

Girl: Master…

D: Please, I’m not your master. Sir will do fine.

Girl: Sorry Mast..I mean Sir. But why do you use that weakling group when we have so many more capable people.

D: I find them intriguing, and I see the same thing in them that I saw in you and Ripley and the rarity of that particular attribute…I need more data.

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At Ham Sandwich
Patty-Cake

CroWbaR and tHe Doors and cRowbaR’s Door and Crowbar’s Hammer SaSha all hunG ouT and kIlled thE Yak-oooooh-zah! It waS fuN but nOt as MuCh fun as paTty CakE with SibiL. SibilS ParEnTs were Nyce Too and diDn’t sHoot a hoLe in CrowbaR’s Face! CroWbar Likes peoPle who Don’T shoot CroWBAr in the face! So nycE. HeoohBrisss hElped CroWbar not DIEEEEEE in a FigHt where a TroLL got Blowed up by Crowbar’s GreNade ThaT cRowbar’S fuTurE gUrlfrend thRough.

CROWBAR PROMOTEDOOOH I LIKE ALL CAPS!!!! THIS IS MUCH EASIER!!!! CROWBAR PROMOTED THREEEEE GNANG MMEBERS TO RANK OF BLAED BECAUSE THEY SAVED CROWBAR FROM TROLLS AND YAK_OOOOH_SAH! CROWBAR ALSO SAVED CROWBAR"S MAN_A_JER FROM THE YAK_OOOOH_SAH! I LIKE EX_CLAMAYSHUN POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO NOW CROWBAR IS BACK IN A_MERRICK_AH!!!!! CRWOBAR IS GUNNA GET MORE MUNYS AND RIDE A MOTO_CYCLE AND EATH HAM SANDWICHES WITH DEAD PEOPLE! YAY!!! LOL!!!! CROWBAR IS GUNNA BE FAYMUS FOR BEING GANG BIKER MAGE FIGHTER ORK!!!!! MY RED BYKE WILL GO FASTER THAN OTHER BYKES BECAUSE RED IS THE FASTEST!!!! THAT"S WHY CROWBAR IS NUMBER !> AHHHH>>> CAPS NOT SO GOOD> MAYBE I"LL GET ITSTRUE TO WRITE CROWBAR"S DIARY FROM NOW ON>

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The Desert Facility
Our runners receive their first mission.

After meeting the Johnson and getting the mission details we have found ourselves dropped in the middle of the Nevada desert. The Facility was easy to find and we set up a base camp just outside the main entrance

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